In 2011, I published my list of annoying aggravating, teeth grinding phrases. Today the list is outdated and naive .
“If you will” topped my list. At the time I said, the term is pretentious. Plowing ahead, awash in arrogance, I went on to proclaim “Beg to differ” is downright spineless. I am ashamed I offered the following suggestion, “Heck, don’t beg. Disagree or have a fist fight, but don’t beg.”
In my view, “awesome” continues to hold first place in aggravating phrases. Most of the situations to which “awesome” is attributed are not.
That brings me to “my bad”, “totally” and “like.” Mercifully you don’t hear that as often today. No woman over six years of age should utter these words unless she wants to label herself as lacking ability in any endeavor other than chewing gum.
I still don’t understand the phrase “thinking outside the box.” My thoughts don’t live in a box. Most of the time they are all over the place. It would be more efficient if they were filed away in a box. When asked for a creative solution or a different approach the thought would hop out of the box, ready for action.
I never know what I am supposed to do or say after a warning that someone has “issues”. Most of the time the “issue” alert comes from a smug, superior attitude of someone I don’t like anyway.
How was I supposed to know that In 2019, annoying phrases would blast forth daily from the White House? Who could have imagined that an illiterate hot mess would be our President.
Trump has no problem stating he has all the best words —– adverbs.
Trump’s vocabulary would make my sixth-grade grammar teacher have the vapors. When he says he feels badly, my eyes water and ears hurt. I cringe and hurl expletives at the television.
He’ll get no argument from me. In addition to the burden of impaired feeling, he does a lot of other stuff badly too.
Stephen King, in his book On Writing, says, “I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs “
We can only hope.